Sleep Quotes and Sayings to Remember

Sleep has inspired countless quips, proverbs, and poems over the years. Just for fun, here are some sleep quotes and sayings to lighten the heart:

• People who sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
• Some talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
• A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
• The good people sleep better than the wicked. On the other hand, the wicked enjoy the waking hours much more.
• Laugh and the world will laugh with you, but snore and you’ll sleep alone.
• Sleeping is no easy feat. To accomplish it, one must stay awake all day long.
• If you can’t sleep, get up and do something instead of lying in bed worrying. Worry is what gets you, not lack of sleep.
• Sleep is a sign of caffeine deprivation.
• Life is too short to sleep on low-thread-count sheets.
• Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
• There’s no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast.
• If people were meant to pop out of bed, then all of us would sleep in toasters.
• People who snore always fall asleep before you.
• The best cure for insomnia is Monday morning.
• There is no hope for a civilization that begins each day with the ring of an alarm clock.
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during daylight; that means it’ll be awake all night long.
• All of us live in the same world when we’re awake. But, when we sleep, each goes to a separate place.
• Fatigue is the best pillow.
• Not being able to get to sleep is awful. You have all the misery of having partied all night without any of the fun.
• The amount of sleep required by people with snooze buttons is ‘just five minutes more.’

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